BREAKING: Brandon Marshall is cold, trapped and hungry! He will do just about anything for pancakes, including signing his second-round tender.

If you live in Denver, you know exactly what Marshall is talking about. Following a beautiful, 70-degree day on Tuesday, Colorado is in the midst of a blizzard on Wednesday, and nobody is prepared.

But if you’re willing to drive out to Snooze and grab Marshall some pancakes, I’m sure he’ll pay you back. Once he signs that tender, he’ll have guaranteed himself $2.553 million in 2016. Maybe he’ll throw in a nice tip, too!