Saturday, November 17, 2018

Norm’s Notes: Pulling quarterbacks and juiced balls

Would Norm have pulled Trevor Siemian at halftime? Yes; two weeks ago.

Norm’s Notes: ‘Domino!’ and ‘Oh, hey Shohei’

Bon vivant man about town Norm LaChatlier slaps some bones, plus he has a plan for getting Shohei Ohtani to reconsider Colorado.

Norm’s Notes: Did you hear what Brock said?

Brock Osweiler had a message for his teammates on Sunday, but it seems none of them heard it.

Norm’s Notes: If I were John Elway…

What would Norm do if he was in John Elway's shoes right now? It involves a hot tub, for starters.

Norm’s Notes: High on Jokic and Paxton’s future in Denver

Is Norm as high on Jokic as the rest of the basketball world seems to be?

Norm’s Notes: Clowns and punishment

Is Nolan Arenado the best player in the baseball? That’s a clown question, bro. 

Norm’s Notes: Greinke gone Wild Card and Spilly’s ‘stache

Where will Norm be watching the Rockies game tonight? Anywhere the beer is cold and Spilly's 'stache is out of sight.

Norm’s Notes: Fake punts and real bad referees

Should a fake handshake be a 15-yard penalty? Only when called by fake referees.

Norm’s Notes: Broken records and quarterbacks

How many games will Trevor Siemian last this season? Given that Khalil Mack is in town in Week 4, I’ll go with 3.5.

Norm’s Notes: Topping “The Rise” and Carlo Rossi

How can CU ever top “The Rise?” Maybe with “The Frosting” or “The Cherry on Top.”