Wednesday, June 19, 2019

Norm’s Notes: Brock’s cameo and Kierkegaard

Norm was very excited for Brock to see some playing time, but for all the wrong reasons.

Norm’s Notes: Topping “The Rise” and Carlo Rossi

How can CU ever top “The Rise?” Maybe with “The Frosting” or “The Cherry on Top.”

Norm’s Notes: Pulling quarterbacks and juiced balls

Would Norm have pulled Trevor Siemian at halftime? Yes; two weeks ago.

Norm’s Notes: Free tacos and other reasons to give thanks

You know Norm – his heart is filled with gratitude and sincerity. As such, it’s impossible for him to be thankful for just one thing.

Norm’s Notes: Siemian v. Orton and flopping coaches

Did Norm think the Broncos could actually be worse than they were against the Giants? Yep.

Norm’s Notes: Greinke gone Wild Card and Spilly’s ‘stache

Where will Norm be watching the Rockies game tonight? Anywhere the beer is cold and Spilly's 'stache is out of sight.

Norm’s Notes: Fake punts and real bad referees

Should a fake handshake be a 15-yard penalty? Only when called by fake referees.

Norm’s Notes: Broken records and quarterbacks

How many games will Trevor Siemian last this season? Given that Khalil Mack is in town in Week 4, I’ll go with 3.5.

Norm’s Notes: Lost in Sweden

How was Norm's trip to Sweden? Let's just say he needed an instruction manual printed in seven languages to navigate.

Norm’s Notes: ‘Domino!’ and ‘Oh, hey Shohei’

Bon vivant man about town Norm LaChatlier slaps some bones, plus he has a plan for getting Shohei Ohtani to reconsider Colorado.