LOOK: Brandon Marshall’s Uber driver tells him to become a male escort

Brandon Marshall

Sometimes it’s nice to have an Uber driver you can talk to. Other times it’s nice to just sit in quiet while they take you from point a to point b.

After this exchange with his driver last night, Brandon Marshall is probably wishing his Uber ride had remained quiet.

While Marshall is still hoping to get a long-term deal from the Broncos this offseason, even under the second-round tender Denver placed on him back in March, he’ll be making $2.553 million in 2016.

There must be some male escorts out there making good money, but it’s hard to imagine any of them are making NFL-football-player money.

Don’t worry, Broncos Country, this is a job opportunity Marshall will be passing on.