Sometimes it’s nice to have an Uber driver you can talk to. Other times it’s nice to just sit in quiet while they take you from point a to point b.
After this exchange with his driver last night, Brandon Marshall is probably wishing his Uber ride had remained quiet.
This fool driving this uber told me I should move out here to LA and be an escort ??
— Brandon Marshall (@BMarshh54) April 14, 2016
While Marshall is still hoping to get a long-term deal from the Broncos this offseason, even under the second-round tender Denver placed on him back in March, he’ll be making $2.553 million in 2016.
There must be some male escorts out there making good money, but it’s hard to imagine any of them are making NFL-football-player money.
Don’t worry, Broncos Country, this is a job opportunity Marshall will be passing on.