No. 2 – Casa Bonita Field at Mile High

logo_casa_bonitaAdmit it, Miles doesn’t really light your fire as a sports mascot. Now, what if mid-quarter entertainment came in the form of a wild west sheriff facing off in a duel with a six-shooter wielding bandit named “Black Bart”? And did we mention there’d be a damsel in distress to add to the drama? Not to mention a man in a monkey suit to really spice things up?

A section of the north end zone could be turned into a pool for the cliff divers, mariachis would roam the south stands and everyone would get endless sopaipillas delivered straight to their seats just by raising a little orange flag. Pair all that with a Broncos win and it sounds like heaven on earth.

A dose of Casa Bonita would instantly turn Mile High into the greatest entertainment venue in the world (and we haven’t even touched on the puppet show, skee ball or old timey jail photos), although we would insist they leave the food services to the professionals.