Rocky
Do you have children? A clueless significant other? A need for backwards half-court shots?
Then do I have the thing for you!
Have you ever seen someone do a backflip off a ladder while dunking a basketball? Rocky.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoJRyw5sc2k
You ever seen a man in a mountain lion suit steal someone’s shoes and chuck them into the crowed? Rocky.
How about watching a mascot lay out a small child? Rocky.
Nuggets mascot Rocky knocks down little kid https://t.co/6KNWjeX8NY
— Sports Mania NBA (@sportsmanianba) September 5, 2015
He may just be the timeout entertainment, but Rocky is well worth the price of admission.