Before we go any further, can we all agree to be mature about this?

Nope? Well, here goes …

Kenneth Faried missed his second straight game for the Denver Nuggets on Sunday, and reports had stated that he was dealing with a lower back injury. Apparently, though, either that issue has migrated, uh, south or the person who types up Denver’s in-game reports made a pretty fantastic spelling error.

Every man in America can empathize with what you’re going through, Kenneth. Get well soon.